700 lb. boyfriend... sounds good, doesn't it? C'mon and relax with a smooth and rich 700 lb. boyfriend. Cool and refreshing any time of day, have a 700 lb. boyfriend right now. Barkeep! Bring us a round of 700 lb. boyfriends right away, please.
They are currently in someone's garage honing their crafts and waxing their carrots until even Jumpy is disturbed by it. Mark, Bruce, and yes, even little David are excited by the project, and excited to get it into a club or stereo or walkman near you very soon. In the meantime enjoy a warm toasty 700 lb. boyfriend, the 700 lb. boyfriend of champions!